Heart Thief: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

She asked me to let/
her heart go, probably so/
some dude can steal it.

Not Invited To Hawaii: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Limerick Lament

I would have gone Aloha! with you,/
if you had only asked me to./
The surf I’d have ridden!/
But invite me you didn’t,/
so I remained in the desert, blue.