Footloose? Not In Utah Valley! Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

It’s ironic: In/
“Footloose” land, no man (‘cept me)/
danced at Kenny’s show.

Being Ashamed: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

People who should be/
ashamed are folks who are bad,/
not those who try hard.

Nothing Silly About It: Revolutionary IMprov Prose

A friend said “Thank you for being so kind about my silly poem.” I responded:
The only silly poems
are the ones we are ashamed of,
so we hold them
inside
and they grow
and fester
and give us ulcers.

And that’s silly.