Not Argumentative? Au Contraire! Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

He told her she was/
argumentative. “I’m not!”/
she said. He smiled. “See?”

Who I Write About: Romantic IMprov Sonnet

Who do I write about?
You know they’re about you.
You may outwardly doubt
but gaze my verse through.

You may argue
and not believe what I say.
I know that you
can’t watch yourself play.

You may deride
and hold my words in derision
and may cast them aside
because you don’t see my vision.

You may not see you that way, but I do.
No matter what you say, my vision is true.

Critical Christian, Blaming Buddhist: Revolutionary Haiku

Christian and Buddhist/
argue and criticize. I/
float my own river.

When Spanking Is Needed: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

You speak her beauty./
Does she still argue? Say ‘Not me’?/
She needs a spanking.

Argue Not, Neither Stay: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

What did you expect?/
You told me it was too much./
So I left. Why stay?