Major Shrinkage Results: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

Get major shrinkage/
camping: Increase the chance of/
peeing on yourself.

Maroon Truck Morons: Revolutionary ImproVerse Free Verse Poem

The outhouse sign said:/
“Please don’t throw trash/
in the toilet.”/

So the fishermen/
in the maroon 4×4 pickup truck/
threw their garbage/
in the river, instead.

Diamonds Hung: Revolutionary IMproVerse Free Verse Poem

Orion’s Belt hung
on the west canyon rim,
like three diamonds
on the velvet black counter
of God’s cosmic jewelry store.

I didn’t ask to buy them,
for they were already in
my possession,
and the experience,
next to the rushing river rapids,
under a waxing half moon,
caressed by the cool canyon breeze,
was priceless.

I simply pointed at the three diamonds,
smiled,
and thanked my Heavenly Shopkeeper .

Forgetting A Flashlight: Revolutionary Improv Blogging Haiku

A dumb moonlight hike/
across high desert slickrock
makes me glad for cairns.

OR

Lost hiking under/
moonlight on desert slickrock:/
I’m thankful for cairns.