Or Am I Just, At Last, Practical? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Have I become too/
old, at last, to want to go/
out dancing weekends?

Too Old For Kids: Romantic ConTEXTing Limerick

This limerick and the following 2 haiku were Inspired by a conversation with several flight attendants on an SWA flight from PHX to SAT.

There once was a flight attendant/
who men thought was heaven sent*./
My phone request got a “maybe”/
because she wants to have babies,/
and can’t see that’s where I went.

OR
*resplendent.