Sailing With A Phone: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Sailing is harder/
when you’re worried about things/
dropping overboard.

Now She’ll Know I’ve Missed Her: Romantic Blogging Free Verse

We had things.
Together.
Thumbnail moons.
Moose.
Brick cheese.
Pain.
Bald girls
dancing on New Year’s Eve.
Joy.
Leaf raking.
Post event tasting.
Peaches.
Temple Tours.
Statue gazing.
Hotels.
Thai food twirling.
Travel.
Elf placing.
Funerals.
Videos.
Houseboats
Sleepless in Seattle.
Feet on the dashboard.
Duct tape on the mirror.
Omelets.

I was always afraid
to look and see
what she was doing.
Fearful I’d die
inside.
But I did look.
And now I know
that she’ll now know
I’ve missed her so.

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The Suitcase She Gave Me: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku Lament

She gave me a new/
suitcase, but now seems to be/
afraid to meet me.

Be An Example: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I’m afraid her death/
will encourage others to/
follow her dark path.

Hope’s First Ray: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

She could see the first /
glimmer of hope shine, but she/
was afraid to look.

Creating Wanderlust: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

I remember when/
you were afraid and I said: /
“Take good walking shoes.”
or
I recall when you/
feared, so I pushed you, saying: /
“Take good walking shoes.”

Calm Moon Blossoms

It’s nice to see Moon /
blossoms and not feel the pain /
I was afraid of.

Applying Pressure: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

I am always so
afraid to open my heart
and apply pressure.

Fear Stops Doing: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

If you are afraid,/
you can always find reasons/
not to do something.

OR
You can always find/
reasons not to do something/
if you are afraid.

I’m Not That Guy: Romantic Email Poetry

I APPRECIATE YOUR HONESTY.
AND I WILL BE HONEST: YOU ARE AFRAID OF ME.
YOU ARE AFRAID I WILL GET MAD,
BE UPSET,
RESPOND THE WAY YOUR PAST GUYS HAVE,
AND YOU STILL DON’T GET
THAT I’M NOT LIKE THAT.

AND UNTIL YOU SEE
THAT ABOUT ME,
I WILL JUST BE ANOTHER GUY
WHO SUCKS YOU DRY
WHO TAKES AND TAKES AND TAKES.
BUT THERE’s YOUR MISTAKE.

I’M NOT THAT GUY./
AND I DON’T WANT
TO TRY/
TO BE. /
I JUST HOPE SOME DAY YOU’LL SEE/
ME.