Posts Tagged ‘accident’

Cool Accidents: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

February 4, 2015

crushed crooked straw hat, sunglasses and a red Wisconsin jacket, looking sharp with a scruffy beard!My straw hat got crushed/
on accident, but now it/
looks very natty.

1/8th Inch Deep In My Forearm: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

April 28, 2014

A knife got loose in/
my picnic basket. I’m not/
a fan of stabbing.
Or
A self-stabbing fan.

Glad You Survived: Revolutionary Improv Haiku

June 7, 2012

No matter how bad/
your day’s going, I’m very/
happy you’re not dead.

Baby On Board Stupidity! Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

December 15, 2011

You have a baby /
in your car and almost hit /
me. PLEASE! Stop texting!