Be Careful Of That Wind Shift: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When it’s slipp’ry out,/
fast flatulence can nearly/
knock you on your rear.

OR
If it’s real slippery,/
your flatulence can almost/
knock you off your feet.

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