Hearing Prophets Singles Style: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

When prophets of God/
speak, your yack yack yacky is/
so tack tack* tacky.

OR
*so gosh darn tacky.

Tags: Apostles, I can't hear the prophet, LDS General Conference, LDS singles, listen to a Prophet's voice, prophets of God, Singles potluck, social hour, tacky, talking during talks, the food was good, yack