Archive for August, 2014

My Hidden GF: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

August 21, 2014

Of course she is hidden/
from the world. I don’t even/
know who she is yet.

Passing Horses — Southbound Front Runner: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

August 21, 2014

The horses nibble/
on their grass as I pass in/
my own iron horse.

She’s Looking For A Bright Man: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

August 21, 2014

It’s a good thing that/
she doesn’t see me when my/
light’s not shining bright.

Where I Sit On the Train — 9:01 Southbound UTA FrontRunner: Romantic ImproVerse Lament

August 21, 2014

The pain of missing/
her makes me sit on the side/
away from her house.

23 Minute Movie: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

August 20, 2014

When a Sundance film/
turns into a raindance watch,/
the edict is: “Just leave!”

Tin Man’s Proof Of Heart: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

August 20, 2014

Have you ever seen/
your own heart? I have, so I/
know that I have one.

<em>Click this link for a photo of my heart. Really. During Constrictive Pericarditis surgery in the early 2000s

Time For No One: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

August 20, 2014

If she doesn’t have/
time for me, then who does she/
ever have time for?

Or
If she doesn’t have/
time for me, who does she have/
time for? Just herself?

Not Shaving Devotion: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

August 20, 2014

Though I know I too/
oft make her heart hurt, it’s still/
her I don’t shave for.

Solution? Dance! Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

August 20, 2014

Scream at me. Dump him./
Then yell at me again. Then,/
let’s go out dancing.

If/Then Proposition: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

August 20, 2014

It’s a well-known truth:/
If she won’t talk to him, then/
he can’t ask her out.