Archive for June, 2013

At Least She’s Alive! Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

June 16, 2013

Thank goodness for dumb/
texting mistakes or I would/
never hear from her.


The Meaning Of Space: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

June 16, 2013

Giving someone space/
just means they leave and then you/
find out who you are.
discover yourself.

Breaking The Silence Confusion: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

June 16, 2013

She doesn’t write me/
for a month, and then wishes/
me to be happy?
She is silent for a/
a month, and then wishes me/
Happy Father’s Day?

Misplaced Advertising: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

June 16, 2013

Why would radio/
play “Cat’s in the Cradle” song/
to honor fathers?

Mistake Heart Break: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

June 16, 2013

She texted me by/
mistake. It was just enough/
to make my heart break.

She Wrote Me By Mistake: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

June 16, 2013

She was the mother/
of my Muse, but I’ve been the/
father of nothing.

How’s That Beam In Your Eye? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

June 15, 2013

Living in Utah/
means everyone asks: “Where is/
your white shirt and tie?”

Feeling Bad At Dinner Time: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

June 10, 2013

Am I the only/
man who drowns his sorrows in/
root beer and cheddar?

Hiding From Thumbnail Moons

June 10, 2013

When you eat dinner/
hiding from thumbnail moons, you/
know that* it still hurts.
*feel how

What To Do When Live’s Short: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

June 10, 2013

Stand up. Be a man./
Forgive siblings and friends who/
hurt you. Life’s too short.