Archive for March, 2010

Tell Me A Story: Revolutionary Email Poetry

March 28, 2010

“Once upon a time, a long time ago, in a far and distant land, unbeknownst to you and I, there lived … ”
Oh, wait. You asked me to TELL you a story, not write one. Sorry.

Storytales to be told/
require the teller to be bold/
and regale face to face/
at someone’s home/
(or, in technology’s case/
over the phone)/
the story interesting and witty/
to the audience fair and pretty.
Without a phone number/
or a place to meet,/
I can’t give the requested/
storytelling treat.

But if you’ll provide the information/
I’ll tell you a storytelling sensation!

Drooling Dancing Without Hot Coccoa: Romantic ConTEXTing Poetry

March 28, 2010

I figured you got/
swept off your feet by some hot/
guy who was sweeeet!/
A dancing fool/
who caused you to drool/
and made you loco/
even without hot coccoa!

Making Choices: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

March 28, 2010

Blonde was too busy/
she said, so I soft caressed /
the redhead instead.

Asking For Potential: Romantic ConTEXTing Poetry

March 27, 2010

I’m just asking,/
not tasking,/
4 existential/

Where Self-Confident Went: Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

March 27, 2010

Will she/
Or in my face/
a Robin Williams look-alike,/
turn and race/
screaming ‘YIKE!’/

Often I’m confident;/
sometimes I don’t know where it went.

Long Distance Woo: Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

March 27, 2010

I want 2/
woo u,/
but don’t know how 2./

Do u give,/
where u live,/
or assistance?/

Can u help solve the issue?/
Does it matter 2 U?/
I yelp/
4 help!

Twisting Missing You: Romantic ConTEXTing Poetry

March 27, 2010

It’s such a strange twist/
of how much i miss/
like this:/
Me talking to you/
when daylight is through.

No Excuse To Not Tell You: Romantic ConTEXTing Poetry

March 27, 2010

I suppose /
at day’s close,/
it’s no use/
2 tell true/
what I think of you./

But there’s no excuse/
not to./
You’re cool.

More Than Just Friends? A Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

March 27, 2010

I sigh./
Nice rhyme!/
But what guy/
wants 2 take the time/
2 have it end/
at just friends?/
Is there potential 4/
much more/
further down the way/
from where we r today?